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| The Muckle Chuckle, Orkney, early 21st C. |
As I wander about looking at stuff, I've noticed that there is a lot of string, of various thicknesses, tying assorted items together, or sometimes just lying around, often without any apparent purpose. After immense deliberation, I've developed what I call Gordon's String Theory (not to be confused with The Gordian Knot), which goes like this, basically: Our Universe, as we know it, is loosely tied together. That is why it has not simply disappeared into outer space. I will present irrefutable evidence of this in photographic form as frequently as possible...so visit often - and if you feel somewhat separated from your universe, make sure you tie one on soon, eh?
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